Mr. Wonderful

So Justin and Cameron broke up. Who could have seen that coming?

This got me thinking about my ultimate plan to have a S.O. that's 20 years younger than me. Ala Ashton and Demi.

Just daydreaming about it makes me giddy:

Somewhere, right now Mr. Wonderful is in sixth grade, learning science and social studies. He's still 4'11 and a half since his growth spurt hasn't kicked in yet. His parents are hoping it's only because he hasn't been circumcised yet. Not to worry, that's been scheduled for the summer already.

Mr. Wonderful is not really into sports, he's more into games. Tag, agawan base, kickball, tumbang preso. He prefers comics to those really dull books with small print, no pictures or thought bubbles.

He's a family guy: he enjoys accompanying his mother to the grocery, his father to the gas station. His favorite superhero is Batman. (Duh.) When asked what his favorite cuisine is, he responds with, "What's cuisine?" You say food, he says, "ice cream."

How can you not fall in love?