Friday, November 17, 2006

Life Lessons from Dad

Pag may ahas, lokohan.

Work smart, don't work hard.

There is no such thing as too much ass kissing.

Do not forget anything. Right before you leave anywhere, have a moment of reflection.

Pray.

Hwag kang mag-aasawa ng may tattoo. (pronounced tato)

Save. Save. Save.

No matter what you do, you cannot sustain that pleasurable light headedness after the third or fourth drink. You will get very drunk and you will feel bad in the morning.

Check that your car doors are locked 18 times before you leave it.

Nap.

Count your change.

Check your boarding pass.

Read constantly.

Take care of your eyesight.

Don't work too hard.

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