We have all read about these contemporary revelations of the Divine:
Mother Teresa on a cinnamon bun:
Jesus as a water stain:
J.C. on a potato chip:
Well, here's another one for the books: my Johnsons's Baby Shower Gel (not pictured) is possessed by Jesus. Seriously. I've had it for over six months now and I can't seem to finish it. It seems to be miraculously multipying. I am convinced that the phenomenon is a cross between the miracle at Caana and the multiplication of the loaves and the fishes.
I've considered making my shower stall into a shrine (and selling tickets to the faithful to take a quick view), but the candles get wet everytime I take a bath.
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