I would like to greet all my (5) readers, Happy Self-Appreciation Day!
S.A.D. is celebrated on February 14 of each year precisely to counteract traditional (read: unprogressive) rituals involving flowers and chocolates. S.A.D. is an anti-establishment movement geared to remind people that the most important person on this planet is YOU.
Yes, my friends and loyal readers, S.A.D. is all about looking out for No. 1.
We've been bombarded all our lives with all this nonsense about finding yourself in the "other", in being a man/woman for others. Well, that's all hogwash if you ask me. I think in our desire to develop human relationships (which is not always a bad thing) we have forgotten that the fundamental goal of human life is continued existence and propagation of the species which only means developing techniques in cryogenics and cloning.
So what are you waiting for? Write your congressmen, call your local council members. Be heard! Let's fund those labs with freezers in Arizona. Let's donate all our money to making sure Dolly has another self. Let's go science!
Let us all band together and celebrate S.A.D.
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