Jona Needs a Steamer

This actually happened today. I am not making any of this up.

To: S.
Cc: T.
From: Jona
Re: Steamer

I need to buy one. You need to come with me. Where should I get one.


To: Jona
Cc: T.
From: S.
Re:Re: Steamer

Steamer? As in, "Goodbye and Goodluck, Jona!"?


Exerpt from transcript of telephone conversation between S. and Jona:

J: Your e-mail. I don't get it.
S: What's not to get? Why do you need a streamer?
J: A what?
S: You know, a "Goodbye and Goodluck, Jona!" streamer.


To: Jona
Cc: S.
From: T.
Re:Re:Re: Steamer

You can find them at TrueValue. And S., you are forgiven. At first I thought she meant those things you use to make dumplings.