Wednesday, October 24, 2007

The good news and the bad news

Bad news first.

Bad news: I'm overweight.

Good news: I have unbelievable amounts of self discipline.

Bad news: My unbelievable amounts of self discipline have remained untapped.

Good news: I summoned the self discipline and started going to the gym like a maniac.

Bad news: I injured my knee.

Good news: I saw a doctor.

Bad news: Doctor's in HK cost a fortune.

Good news: I get paid a fortune.

Even better news: I have insurance.

Bad news: Doctor is believer in holistic approach to medicine and sent me to a therapist. (I want drugs, damnit!)

Good news: The words "deep tissue massage" were used.

Bad news: Therapist turns out to be sketchy looking Indian guy.

Unbelievably fantastic news: My knee is better.

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