Bad news first.
Bad news: I'm overweight.
Good news: I have unbelievable amounts of self discipline.
Bad news: My unbelievable amounts of self discipline have remained untapped.
Good news: I summoned the self discipline and started going to the gym like a maniac.
Bad news: I injured my knee.
Good news: I saw a doctor.
Bad news: Doctor's in HK cost a fortune.
Good news: I get paid a fortune.
Even better news: I have insurance.
Bad news: Doctor is believer in holistic approach to medicine and sent me to a therapist. (I want drugs, damnit!)
Good news: The words "deep tissue massage" were used.
Bad news: Therapist turns out to be sketchy looking Indian guy.
Unbelievably fantastic news: My knee is better.
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