Why I won't go to the gym

Every person has his or her own reason for not going to the gym. Most of them fall into the following catergories:

• It's boring. How can you you walk on the same 3 foot surface for an hour watching bad tv? It's just too monotonous to sustain.
• It's embarassing. I don't like exercising in front of other people. People are constantly checking you out and judging you.
• It's expensive. Why pay so much money when you can just walk around outside?
• It's inconvenient. Getting to and from the gym is such a hassle and eats up my time.

Well, these are all very valid and reasonable excuses I mean, explanations. But mine is more simple, more pure, more absolute.

I'm lazy.