Status Messages I Wanted to Post on Facebook

Since The Great Flood has turned Facebook into some quasi political message board I have absolutely no interest in...


Jona is....

• very far away.
  
  
• in the Isle of Skye (It's ok, Wikipedia it. There's no shame in that.)
  
  
• in Inverness (yes, where Macbeth's castle is).
  
  
• sipping a half pint and a whiskey (you don't call Scotch "Scotch" in Scotland).
  
  
• going to Berlin on Friday.
  
  
• having the time of her life.